“Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamm time.” 

With a modified version of our Ramses the Mummy silicone mask, you too can “survive” the nukes and enjoy a sarcastic and cynical outlook on life in the wasteland outside of Vault life.

*PLEASE NOTE: THIS MASK HAS A 6-8 WEEK PRODUCTION TIME FRAME DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY OF THE MODIFICATIONS*

*Each item is made and painted by hand – some slight variation in color may occur.

Ships on Black Joe Display Form

Male Fit Silicone Mask (will accommodate anyone whose head is between 21.25 – 23.5 inches in circumference)

*International Customers: Please Note That You Are Responsible For All Duties/Taxes/Fees With Regards To Import Into Your Country.

Typically, made to order silicone items will take 4-8 weeks, and in stock items 1-3 business days. An “estimated shipping date” can be found at the top of every invoice we create. Please understand that this date is an estimate for when your order will ship, and your items may in fact ship ahead of schedule – or it may ship a day or two late.